Angel Wing Razor

+5 vorpal longsword, ignores DR and hardness

I imagine us going off-roading with him, rolling off a cliff then landing upright in the ocean. We bob toward the real America, the middle of it, where girls are hefty and corn-colored and I have a chance of being not ugly.

- Kaui Hart Hemmings, “House of Thieves,” House of Thieves
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